FAQ
FAQ
Q: Is Miss Softie any good?
A: YES! Consider for a moment what it is that makes a real pussy feel so good. It is warm, wet, and pulsating around your member. Miss Softie has exactly these properties. You fill Miss Softie with warm water, and the thin secret plastic membrane lets you feel the warmth. A real pussy gets lubricated with vaginal secretions - in Miss Softies case you use artificial lubrication in order to get that feeling of mucuous membrane. A real pussy pulsates around your member as it contracts orgasmically. When you use Miss Softie the pumplike action will create variations in water pressure which you can feel through the thin secret plastic membrane. You can also squeeze Miss Softie rythmically during use for the same effect.
Q: I never thought about using a fake pussy before, why should I consider using Miss Softie?
A: Because Miss Softie is discreet, cheap and fresh! In the end this is of course your decision, but consider for a moment why you never considered using a fake pussy. Maybe it is because fake pussies have been expensive, socially stigmatized and unfresh. Neither of these is a problem with Miss Softie. Since a Miss Softie is small it is easy to hide her. And if she should be discovered she looks just like an innocent plastic bag - to the uninitiated eye. Since Miss Softie is a single-use product you do not have to worry about the hygienic aspects either. Really, it is just as natural that a guy uses Miss Softie as that his girlfriend uses a vibrator.
Q: Is Miss Softie delivered discreetely?
A: Yes. The integrity of our customers is very important to us. Most deliveries are just sent as standard letters with no sender. The larger packages are sent with a discreet sender.
Q: Will you deliver to US?
A: We deliver worldwide but if you do not trust the post office please choose the registered letter option. P & P costs are included. All prices are TOTAL, no extra charges will be made. You pay using your credit card and enjoy 100% security by 2Checkout and others on site. You can also sen cash in a registred letter to CashOn AB, Box 19002, 152 25 Södertälje Sweden. Please no coins!
Q: Will you sell my address or send me advertising material or other stuff that might embarass me?
A: No. The integrity of our customers ssis very important to us. We will never sell our register of customers.
Q: Hey, this Miss Softie seems like a great way to earn some money. In fact I will steal your idea and start producing my own Miss Softies, only I will call them something else, and then I will make lots of money. Will I get away with stealing your idea?
A: No! Please save both yourself and us the trouble. We have worked very hard to create Miss Softie, and to protect her legally. Miss Softie is already patented in Sweden and Patent pending in the rest of the world. Miss Softie is a nice company, but please understand that we will have to defend ourselves aggressively from those who try to steal from us by infringing on our patent. Please save both yourself and us the trouble.
Q: Are there any ways I can make money on Miss Softie?
A: YES! In fact there are several! If you are a webmaster, or know how to create a website and draw traffic you can certainly make money with almost almost without working. You can set up your own Miss Softie shop. We will take care of orderhandling and posting the ordered material. If you are interested please inquire at info@softie4u.com
Q: I have a question which is not covered in your FAQ!
A: Well, go ahead and send it to us at info@softie4u.com
