Press/Media (Some of them
translated from Swedish)
"Feels rather like smooth flesh and a tight cavity in which to thrust your manhood"
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Slitz September 2002
Miss Softie
You can throw away your old inflatable doll, which you always have to hide when granny comes visiting and wants to check how orderly your closets are. Miss Softie is much more flexible, and a lot easier to hide. And who is Miss Softie? She looks like an ordinary plastic bag, but with double layers of plastic. And with a liter of warm water and plenty of lube in the slit she will be your best friend when the babes let you down.
The creater of this alternative to jacking off is the inventor [name cencored]
How does one get the idea to invent a lovebag?
(Laughter) Well, you may ask that question. I think it was mainly a question about when it was going to happen. It is such a shame that sex toys for men are such a taboo subject. I mean, it is considered totally ok for girls to use as many toys as they like.
Have you tested it yourself?
- Of course I have, and it is very good. One of my customers said that it is at least as good as getting a blowjob. I think it is time for us men to get out of our masturbatory closets and dare to talk about having done something better than jerking off.
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During the erotic film convent of Barcelone 2001 Miss Softie were filmed by English and Spanish TV. (IX International Barcelona Erotic Film Festival)
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We were filmed by German-TV, Czech-TV and Dutch-TV among
others during the erotic fair in Berlin VENUS 5 2001 - 2007
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http://www.unzipped.co.uk/public/edoct_2001.htm
THE UNZIPPED GUIDE.
Miss Softie is bags of fun. No really - bags. For fun. Take a look at our review, see for yourself how compliant this companion is, and you'll never leave home without one.
"Well indeed this [Miss Softie] does look a little like a sandwich bag. Okay, it looks a lot like one, but really that is part of their selling point. This product sits neatly in a pocket, wallet or folds away in the bottom of a washbag. If it falls out of your pocket, people will not scream and point and shout "there is a dirty pervert", but simply wonder to themsleves why this man carries his own sandwich bags.
Described as the 'ultimate one night stand' that you can 'use and throw away', Miss Softieô has two compartments, which you fill with semi warm water and tie at one end. This gives you a wall that feels rather like smooth flesh and a tight cavity in which to thrust your manhood with the aid of a little lubrication. Being plastic, Miss Softieô can withstand anything that you have to hand (ho ho) such as baby oil, body cream, olive oil or simply soap and water, so you shouldn't be 'stuck' for something to help you along.
It does say that Miss Softie... should only be used once for reasons of hygiene, which is why, I presume, you pay only $11.95 (approximately £7.00) for a pack of seven - one for each day of the week."
Miss Softie comments: please avoid using soap as a lubricant as this in some cases causes skin irritation.
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LustSchmertz
november 2002
Miss Softie - the cheap swedish pussy! Just a few steps on we meet a genuine tart! "Miss Softie" - she looks a bit like one of the yellow reusebags of the "grunen punkt" but with a slit in one end. Fill her upp with lube, and fill her up with hot or cold water. Then she will lie ready and hornily sloshing in the male hand. This rubber-jellyfish which lacks both brain and heart promises real-life pleasure and orgiastic relaxation. A genuine import from Sweden. Those who follow the link to Miss Softie (www.softie4u.com) will however not get much further in german. 3 euro for this naturally horny slut is a gift. Or to speak with the unforgettable advertising language of the manufacturer: she is "fresh like a virgin and cheap like a slut". Like I said: it's a gift!
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http://www.laventanaindiscreta.com/asp/zona_Eros_2002_02_26.asp
TODO LO QUE USTED SABE Todo lo que usted ya sabe sobre el sexo... y no se atreve a confesar. Si señor: ya está bien de que solo fabriquen, apetitosos consoladores para ellas, y tener que conformarmos con la mano. Por fin, alguien ha creado a "Miss Softie" una pequeña bolsa, que se llena de agua caliente, con abertura frontal a la que hay que lubricar con aceite, donde basta introducir nuestro pene para notar la inmediata sensación de que estamos gozando de la mas acogedora y caliente vagina. Se acabaron las muñecas de latex con cara de haber descubierto que la tienes muy pequeña (todas vienen con la boca abierta) Los pinchazos en mitad del fragor sexual, que nos obligan a buscar un parche de la bicicleta, cuando estamos a punto... y gritamos: "me voy, me voy" como si la momia tiesa que tenemos debajo, tuviese la facultad de oirnos... Ademas, si se nos rompe Miss Softie, con coger una de las bolsas de la basura... Si, si, ya se que no es lo mismo... pero... PD.Por cierto, la modelo "jamona" que muestra el invento está para comersela.
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Here is an excerpt from a mail I got from one of our english sellers of Miss Softie.
-- Hi there Ulf, There have been new developments during the last few days. I have been busy showing your product around in London. Wherever I go I get the same initial response, pleople do not want to put their penis in a pink 'plastic bag'. But once I demostrate how the product works they love it. The most important development is that ..... There is also an erotic festival in London in 10 days and they ......
Tell me what you think.
Please reply as soon as possible.
Andoni ---
